I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
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Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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