i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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