awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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