I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
It's just like the Real World with babies
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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