Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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