Where did you get a picture of my penis
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I need to sanitize my soul.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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