You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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