I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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