I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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