Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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