Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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