So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Randomize
