Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so that wasnt chicken after all
my phone needs a breathalizer
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Randomize
