i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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