nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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