Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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