just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Randomize
