Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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