Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
he thought i was a dude.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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