True but thats because hes a fetus.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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