Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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