Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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