i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We were destined to go to rehab together
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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