Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
