their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
