Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
How's work?
Spinning.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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