I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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