My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
