He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
You smell like stripper and shame
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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