In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
