i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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