Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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