Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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