Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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