I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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