Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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