so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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