Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Can i not drive my cunt home
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
