A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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