She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
