Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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