Just mADE A PArabola og urine
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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