I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
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I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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