ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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