I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
