I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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