.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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