So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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