found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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