he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
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