UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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